Fudge Bytes

I'M BACK

2010-01-31T19:00:00.000-08:00

Hi ppl who are still following my blog even though I wasn't posting. I'd like to give a shout out to all my followers who still have faith in me although i think the only ppl those are is Natasha and myself. YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!! Moving on from that, it's science fair again and once I'm done I promise I'll give a lenghty boring description about what I'm doing....unless I forget but you know what i mean. CYA!!!!!!!!!!!

My Little Mistake That Almost Broke My Back

2009-07-05T18:48:00.000-07:00

O.K. this is a bit self-centered, but hey, nobody's perfect. Anyways, I was walking up the stairs to grab my teddy bear. And it's not babyish, lots of people have blogs. Sorry not blogs, teddy bears. Again, coming back to my topic. I was on the 6 th step and thought I was on the first. So then I take one step backwards and then, WHAM!!! I tumble downthe stairs and hit the wall and hit my back and my head. The worst day that was painful IN MY LIFE. That wasn't funny. Awwww, I wanted all of them to be funny, too bad.

Biscuits With Jam

2009-07-04T11:04:00.000-07:00

Behold, the best post that I have ever thought of............so far!!! Have you ever wondered what the worst T.V. commercial would be? Well soon you will know. So here it goes:

" Are you tired of crackers and biscuits ?"........" Bored of that bland but crunchy flavor?" ...... " Would you like to try something new for a change?"........." Well, today is your lucky day! Try our new product biscuits with jam!"........." You've had jam and you've had crackers but have you ever tried them together?"...." The bland but crunchy flavor from the crackers compliments the sugary, sweet and gooey from the jam!!!".... " And finally the very yummy flavor goes down into your stomach where a rainbow of happiness is formed :D."........" This wonderful snack is only 7 payments of $19.99!"......." And if you call right now we'll put in a can of cheese spread for just an extra payment of $29.99!!!"......" This is a limited time offer only ...... jam not included."

See nobody in the world would want to buy this that's why I made this ad and *btw I have really tried crackers and jam and it's really good. :D . I didn't make the one in the pic.

*by the way

Squirrels V.S. Cats

2009-06-24T08:57:00.000-07:00

Hi people who own computers! This will be the most interesting post you have EVER seen. Starting from the title Squirrels V.S. Cats. At hte moment you are thinking "Why am I reading about squirrels and cats ?". First of all, a few days ago I saw a cat chase a squirrel so that answers your question. Next, the squirrel won! He went up a tree and the black cat started hissing (sob,sob) So now we will celebrate for squirrels around the world... (plus I think they deserve respect =D).

One more thing the picture on the left isn't the real one

Chickadees

2009-06-22T22:33:00.000-07:00

Aloha people who read my blog!!! There are three reasons why I'm here:

I'm bored to death here.
Chickadees are very cute birds
People from Massachuesetts will want t read my blog

Anyways.................OMG. Chickadees are so adorable. They are fat. They are yellow AND brown some of my FAVORITE colors. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not stuck up AT ALL. I'm sure of that and I'm not a girly-girl either. Cause they're all like "OMG i ordered a manicure AND a pedicure like 5 seconds ago and those people still aren't here I'm like so not giving them a tip". I don't even know how to do a pedicure!

Anyways, we were talking about chickadees right. I'll make this quick:

JUST LOOK AT THE PICTUREON THE LEFT AGAIN

Returning Favors and Apologies

2009-06-21T11:53:00.000-07:00

Hi people who like fudge and computer blog viewers :D! This is important. Well, first of all, I'd like to tkank Natasha for giving a shout out to m blog. YOU ROCK NATASHA!!! And now I am returning the favor. So everybody pls. go look at HER blog, goldpatch.blogspot.com, and normally I wouldn't be so pleasant , don't get me wrong, but today I feel grumpy so that's that. people who are kind enough to actually read my blog... I love you and I'm sorry I haven't been posting. I'll try posting more often. Until then...Ciao!!!

Oh yeah one more thing haven't you ever wondered how wine tasted? This inquiry will explainthe picture on the right. -' D. That was supposed to be a wink =D.

Fudge

2009-06-02T19:37:00.000-07:00

Okay remember how I said that I wouldn't talk about fudge? Well I was wrong so here's a really good fudge recipe:

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INGREDIENTS

1 (7 ounce) jar marshmallow creme
1 1/2 cups white sugar
2/3 cup evaporated milk
1/4 cup butter
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups milk chocolate chips
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup chopped nuts
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

DIRECTIONS
Line an 8x8 inch pan with aluminum foil. Set aside.
In a large saucepan over medium heat, combine marshmallow cream, sugar, evaporated milk, butter and salt. Bring to a full boil, and cook for 5 minutes, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and pour in semisweet chocolate chips and milk chocolate chips. Stir until chocolate is melted and mixture is smooth. Stir in nuts and vanilla. Pour into prepared pan. Chill in refrigerator for 2 hours, or until firm

Flashlights

2009-06-01T16:53:00.000-07:00

I'm going to talk about flashlights today just because it's not an everyday subject and after 1 days and I have nothing to talk about. Flashlights create light. Light comes from light bulbs. Light bulbs are charged by batteries. Batteries are made with energy. Energy is made with molecules. Molecules are made up with atoms. Atoms are made of protons, neutrons and electrons. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'M A ROCKET SCIENTIST......... I'M SMART :).

Stress Test

2009-05-31T16:32:00.000-07:00

This is a stress test tha cracks me up whenever I look at it. Now you will know if you're over stressed or under stressed :). On the right is my stress test. If you see 1 thing wrong with this picture you are very stressed and need a stress toy. Get the ones that are shaped like peanuts and make squeaking noises :), although I'm really not sure if those are stress toys cause I found them in the dog food and etc. isle. Anyways, if you see two or more mistakes then you need a vacation. Hawaii would be nice. Or if you dont like the heat go to london and fill yourself up with exspensive chocolates. Especially milk chocolate... those are goood ;).

Something You Should Know

2009-05-31T14:33:00.000-07:00

First of all, I probably won't talk about fudge any time soon, so if you want a fudge recipe don't come here. Second, (if you didn't read the description) this is not a self centered site, cause honestly, I hate reading about other people complaining and I feel sorry for the people who come to this site and having to read about my problems. I'm very thoughtful ;). Third, this is a funny website that was made to make people laugh so come here when you're sad.... but come also when you're happy. Finally, chill out while you read this. Go grab something sweet (especially Dove Chocolate) and spin around in a swivel chair. I'm only saying that so your stress level doesn't get too high. I'll try to write every other day. Knock yourself out :))!