My Little Mistake That Almost Broke My Back

O.K. this is a bit self-centered, but hey, nobody's perfect. Anyways, I was walking up the stairs to grab my teddy bear. And it's not babyish, lots of people have blogs. Sorry not blogs, teddy bears. Again, coming back to my topic. I was on the 6 th step and thought I was on the first. So then I take one step backwards and then, WHAM!!! I tumble downthe stairs and hit the wall and hit my back and my head. The worst day that was painful IN MY LIFE. That wasn't funny. Awwww, I wanted all of them to be funny, too bad.

Biscuits With Jam

Behold, the best post that I have ever thought of............so far!!! Have you ever wondered what the worst T.V. commercial would be? Well soon you will know. So here it goes:

" Are you tired of crackers and biscuits ?"........" Bored of that bland but crunchy flavor?" ...... " Would you like to try something new for a change?"........." Well, today is your lucky day! Try our new product biscuits with jam!"........." You've had jam and you've had crackers but have you ever tried them together?"...." The bland but crunchy flavor from the crackers compliments the sugary, sweet and gooey from the jam!!!".... " And finally the very yummy flavor goes down into your stomach where a rainbow of happiness is formed :D."........" This wonderful snack is only 7 payments of $19.99!"......." And if you call right now we'll put in a can of cheese spread for just an extra payment of $29.99!!!"......" This is a limited time offer only ...... jam not included."

See nobody in the world would want to buy this that's why I made this ad and *btw I have really tried crackers and jam and it's really good. :D . I didn't make the one in the pic.

*by the way