Behold, the best post that I have ever thought of............so far!!! Have you ever wondered what the worst T.V. commercial would be? Well soon you will know. So here it goes:
" Are you tired of crackers and biscuits ?"........" Bored of that bland but crunchy flavor?" ...... " Would you like to try something new for a change?"........." Well, today is your lucky day! Try our new product biscuits with jam!"........." You've had jam and you've had crackers but have you ever tried them together?"...." The bland but crunchy flavor from the crackers compliments the sugary, sweet and gooey from the jam!!!".... " And finally the very yummy flavor goes down into your stomach where a rainbow of happiness is formed :D."........" This wonderful snack is only 7 payments of $19.99!"......." And if you call right now we'll put in a can of cheese spread for just an extra payment of $29.99!!!"......" This is a limited time offer only ...... jam not included."
See nobody in the world would want to buy this that's why I made this ad and *btw I have really tried crackers and jam and it's really good. :D . I didn't make the one in the pic.
*by the way
" Are you tired of crackers and biscuits ?"........" Bored of that bland but crunchy flavor?" ...... " Would you like to try something new for a change?"........." Well, today is your lucky day! Try our new product biscuits with jam!"........." You've had jam and you've had crackers but have you ever tried them together?"...." The bland but crunchy flavor from the crackers compliments the sugary, sweet and gooey from the jam!!!".... " And finally the very yummy flavor goes down into your stomach where a rainbow of happiness is formed :D."........" This wonderful snack is only 7 payments of $19.99!"......." And if you call right now we'll put in a can of cheese spread for just an extra payment of $29.99!!!"......" This is a limited time offer only ...... jam not included."
See nobody in the world would want to buy this that's why I made this ad and *btw I have really tried crackers and jam and it's really good. :D . I didn't make the one in the pic.
*by the way
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